John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ Rereleased With More Realistic Description Of Communism, by the Babylon Bee.
Imagine there’s no bread
It’s easy if you try
No tacos or hot sauce,
Nothing cold or fried,
Imagine all the people living in the gulags
Imagine there’s no money
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to eat or drink
And no bacon too
Imagine all the people living short life spans oooohYou may say I’m a commie
But I’m not the only one
And someday you will join us
Or we’ll shoot you in the faceImagine no possessions
Because all your stuff was redistributed
Lots of greed and hunger
But seriously please can I have a potato
Imagine all the people sharing all your stuff, yeahYou may say I’m a commie
But I’m not the only one
Did you say you don’t like that?
Then it’s the gulag for you, son