In Lieu Of Dystopian Sci-Fi Movie, American Just Watching News From England. By The Babylon Bee.

England already has totalitarian control through mass surveillance and propaganda, women being treated as property under a heavy muslim demographic, diminished civil liberties, and the erasure of the English identity. Many believe the real-life drama is far more compelling and horrifying than most dystopian fiction.

“Did you see what happened in the UK today?” said one dystopian sci-fi enthusiast. “Totally gnarly. Like The Walking Dead and Idiocracy combined. Someone pass the popcorn!”

If you think this looks like London has been conquered it’s because it has:

If you think this looks like London has been conquered it’s because it has pic.twitter.com/aZONEfVK1Y

— Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) August 12, 2026