Far-Right Apostle Paul Bans Teaching Critical Race Theory In Churches. By the Babylon Bee.

Known conservative and far-right zealot the Apostle Paul has banned teaching critical race theory in churches in a scathing letter to the Galatians, sources have confirmed.

In a brutal rebuke, Paul dismantled the idea that we should classify people primarily according to their racial groups, pointing out that in Christ Jesus, we are all one.

“There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus,” the dangerous conspiracy theorist wrote, effectively banning all Christian churches from teaching CRT.

Amen.

hat-tip Stephen Neil