Norway’s soccer team– the Viking way!

Norway’s soccer team– the Viking way!

The Viking row, as performed after putting Brazil out of the World Cup — spectacular:

Seth:

If you don’t celebrate your own traditions, then you will have to celebrate someone else’s traditions.

The Norwegian team celebrates the right way and we all love it.

The Viking way. But also wearing the Cross of Christ with pride.

Restore Australia:

The obsession around Norway at this world cup shows that people admire largely homogeneous cultures who show solidarity, pride and respect for their past traditions and ancestors. The Norwegians aren’t apologetic for their Viking past, they embrace it.

We must do the same. Our Anglo Saxon, Celtic and Brythonic ancestors created one of the greatest cultures on the British isles, and civilised the entire world through the Agricultural & Industrial revolutions and the British empire. Australia exceptionalism through both world wars, in global sporting prowess and in creating the greatest nation on earth from scratch, was the cherry on top of an already great heritage.

Craig Kelly:

Norway has firmly rejected mass migration and proudly celebrates its traditions and heritage — including its Viking past.

Now imagine if the same leftists and cultural Marxists who’ve infested Australia had managed to infiltrate Norway instead.

They’d immediately demand the Christian cross be stripped from the national team’s shirt and the national flag to reflected the “new diversity”.

The celebrated ‘Viking Row’ would be labelled “toxic masculinity,” and anyone participating would be shamed for displaying “cultural insensitivity.”

So instead of Norwegians roaring with pride during their Viking Row, they’d be forced to grovel through some pathetic sorry apology statement — condemning their ancestors for “terrorising and plundering European towns, stealing valuables, and capturing slaves” — while wallowing in manufactured guilt.

All designed to ensure young Norwegians are taught to despise their nation’s history.

So yes, let’s learn from Norway and celebrate with pride Australia’s history, culture and traditions.

Meet Norway’s Erling Haaland, the strapping lad who bangs the drum above and scores most of Norway’s goals (Sama Hoole):

Erling Haaland put Brazil out of a World Cup on Sunday night.

Here is everything that went into the body that did it …

The papers love the 6,000-calorie figure. He waves it off and says he doesn’t count. He just eats real food until he’s done and goes and scores.

What’s on the plate:

– Beef heart and beef liver, by choice, from the butcher
– Tomahawk, ribeye, short ribs, the fattier the better
– Eggs, most mornings, on sourdough
– Salmon, mackerel, sea bass
– Raw milk, by the glass, in the coffee, blended with greens
– Raw honey
– Butter, rice, sourdough
– His dad’s lasagne before every home game. A kebab pizza once a year, if he’s lucky

What never touches it:

– Seed oils
– Fizzy drinks
– Alcohol, near enough none
– Protein powders and processed supplements. Not one.
– Ultra-processed anything
– Tap water. He filters it

The official guidance spent fifty years telling you to fear that plate. The best striker alive built it on purpose and is knocking the five-time champions out of a World Cup with it.

hat-tip Stephen Neil