How much mass immigration is too much? By Matt Forney. Highly unfair to many fine individuals, but it’s a funny take on the usual “First they come for” story.

First they came for the Indian doctors, and I did not speak out because now my girlfriend can visit the hospital without worrying about getting raped.

Then they came for the Indian engineers, and I did not speak out because every website, app, and OS mysteriously started working again.

Then they came for the Indian leaders, and I did not speak out because I no longer had to worry about my banking information being stolen by scammers.

Then they came for the Indian businesses, and I did not speak out because I could buy gas without getting my credit card skimmed.

Then they came for me…JUST KIDDING! I lived happily ever after.