Iran Wins $300 Billion Cash Prize For Placing Second In War. By The Babyon Bee.

The leadership of the Islamic Republic of Iran was reportedly overjoyed to learn they had won a grand total of $300 billion for coming second place in the war against the U.S.

Despite suffering catastrophic damage, the Iranian leaders were seen dancing in the streets, grateful for the opportunity to have participated in another war.

“This is the happiest day of my life! I’m going to buy so many missiles!” said Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei as he moonwalked across the desert sand. “Super stoked to try again next year!”