Iran Boasts It Has Destroyed Hundreds Of US Missiles With Its Buildings. By The Babylon Bee.
Despite losing dozens of members of its leadership, the embattled Ayatollah’s regime remained defiant while taunting the world that it had successfully wiped out hundreds — if not thousands — of U.S. missiles, drones, and bombs by blocking them with buildings and military bases throughout the country.
“The wreckage of their bombs can be seen strewn throughout the rubble of our cities,” new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei said in a recorded address. “They thought that their missiles were formidable, but they completely disintegrate when they engulf our buildings in great explosions. When the smoke clears, you can see that the bombs are no more. When you look out across our leveled cities, unobstructed by any buildings, you can clearly see that there are no missiles in sight. Checkmate, America.” …
At publishing time, the Iranian government had also released a statement boasting that its navy had gone to the bottom of the sea to avoid detection.
This however is real, propaganda being served up in Iran:
They’re posting AI slop of Iran building super weapons 🤣 pic.twitter.com/l4rJ7LlCTS
— Gator Gar (@gatorgar) March 8, 2026
The regime in Iran is now putting out AI videos of themselves defeating America.
It’s so, so pathetic.
— 𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎ (@NiohBerg) January 26, 2026