CNN Buys Extra-Large Excavator To Help Bury Durham Report. By the Babylon Bee.
As the Durham report reveals inconvenient facts about the Trump-Russia investigation and lies told by CNN, the cable news station elected to purchase a large excavator that will help them bury the report altogether.
“Yeah, this baby can remove 1000 cubic yards of dirt per day,” said anchor Jake Tapper, slapping the engine cover. “That’s more than enough to dig a large hole and bury this report and all evidence of our crappy journalism for good!” …
At publishing time, CNN had decided to make the hole bigger in order to also accommodate their coverage of the BLM riots.
The cartoonists and meme writes are having a field day. For example: