Biden Pulls Out Handy ‘Wheel Of Distraction’ To Deflect From Latest Scandal. By the Babylon Bee.
After word got out that an FBI whistleblower was accusing Joe Biden of taking bribes during his time as Vice President, the President quickly told his advisors that he needed to spin the “Wheel of Distraction” to get everyone talking about something else.
“We gotta whip up another story, folks!” Biden said as he shuffled into the secret room where the administration keeps the Wheel of Distraction. “If people start talking about the bribes I took during the Obama administration, they’ll end up finding out about everything else I’ve done over the last 50 years. Darginsparnbinder!”