Shocking Study Shows More Kids Identifying As Members Of World’s Most Celebrated, Popular Group. By the Babylon Bee.

A shocking Gallup poll has revealed that a rapidly increasing number of kids in Generation Z are now identifying as members of the world’s most celebrated, popular group.

“We’re absolutely stunned by this,” said sociologist Dr. Veg Dirgmann. “We can’t begin to explain why young, impressionable kids who are desperate for popularity and affirmation are suddenly choosing to become members of the most popular and affirmed group in human history.”

“Every single movie, TV show, corporation, TikTok influencer, YouTuber, public school teacher, pop star, and Hollywood star in the country openly promotes and celebrates this group. Why on earth would teenagers want to be a part of that? It must be biology.”