Plonkerdump, Europe’s newest sport. By Tim Blair.

Quand un écologiste rencontre un Lopez, ça donne un joli spectacle ! pic.twitter.com/1ds51igTVk

— Alexandre Benalla (@benallaoff) November 28, 2022

So new is Plonkerdump that the rules are yet to be codified. By examining a few demonstration events, however, we may begin to develop a simple scoring system.

I propose that points be awarded on a scale of how many vehicles are able to pass relative to how many stupid climate protesters have been removed.

Italian motorists dealing with global warming crazies. Bravo 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 pic.twitter.com/fsCAvos6yO

— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) June 16, 2022

Classy:

To protest environmental injustice, they glued themselves to a handrail during a concert at an Hamburg orchestra hall. They didn’t know that the handrail wasn’t fixed to the podium, so the staff just took them outside into the hallway so the concert could continue. #Protests pic.twitter.com/YnnRk5KZ8f

— Lloyd Legalist (@LloydLegalist) December 1, 2022