Fetterman Realizes American Dream Of Living With Parents Til You’re 50 And Then Getting A Government Job. By the Babylon Bee.

HARRISBURG, PA — Senator-elect John Fetterman has finally realized the American dream by living with his parents until at least the age of 50 before smoothly transitioning into a cushy government job.

Fetterman, 53, told his parents they wouldn’t need to make him dinner on January 3 because he will be in Washington, D.C. trying to make his dream come true for every American.

The senator-elect, who famously served as the mayor of Braddock, PA from his parent’s basement, has said that he’s excited to finally leave the nest.

hat-tip Scott of the Pacific