Disney Chooses Bald Actress To Play Rapunzel

Disney Chooses Bald Actress To Play Rapunzel. By the Babylon Bee.

Historians and experts pushed back against the desire for a haired Rapunzel. “Demanding that Disney cast Rapunzel — a fictional character I might add — with an actor who has hair, is simply ableist, sexist, racist, and several other -ists,” said Sandra Rice, the chair of Harvard’s Folklore and Mythology department. “Sadly, this is another example of the white cis-hetero patriarchal system that we live in.” Rice then began to sob.