Teachers Worried Their Gay Students May Regress And Turn Straight Over Summer Break

Teachers Worried Their Gay Students May Regress And Turn Straight Over Summer Break. By the Babylon Bee.

A recent poll suggests 90% of teachers are worried their gay students may regress and turn straight over summer break. Most students had embraced their queer identities after being immersed in queerness around the clock for the entire school year. Now, those students are trapped with their bigoted, traditional parents who may brainwash their children into regressing back to straight or cis.

“I’m shook,” said a local kindergarten teacher, Shirley Giggons, who sat in front of her classroom’s LGBTQ+ flag during the interview. “I know my students and their sexual preferences and the idea they might regress back to straight is terrifying.”

For real: The term “groomer” is too effective, so the left has banned it:

This week, Twitter confirmed that the term “groomer” is banned as hate speech on the platform under its Hateful Conduct policy.

Facing calls for the social media company to follow the lead of other platforms like Reddit, Facebook, and TikTok which ban the term when used to imply a link between the LGBTQ community and pedophilia.

hat-tip Stephen Neil