Biden Seen Looking At Paint Color Swatches To Choose Next Supreme Court Justice. By the Babylon Bee.

Earlier this week, President Biden was spotted at Home Depot using color swatches to help him choose the next Supreme Court Justice.

“Hmmm… should I go with the ‘Neutral Tans’ or the ‘Balmy Browns’ Collection?” Biden said to himself.

“Everything is riding on this!” …

Biden reportedly asked an employee for help but the white man was too afraid to risk being accidentally racist.