NZ Prime Minister Announces the Vaccinated Population Can Now Resume Their Orgies of Up to 25 People

NZ Prime Minister Announces the Vaccinated Population Can Now Resume Their Orgies of Up to 25 People. By Jim Hoft.

New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern is famous for ordering the people of New Zealand to “not talk to your neighbors” during the COVID pandemic. Ardern also bragged about creating two classes of people in the country, the vaccinated and unvaccinated.

This week the wicked New Zealand Prime Minister announced that the easing of the COVID-19 restrictions will allow for orgies of up to 25 people. …

Prime Minister Ardern confirmed that everything from dating to sex parties is back on the table. …

Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern: I can confirm that tender liaisons have reopened. (giggling)

Reporter: Great news… for my friend

Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern: It’s not strictly embedded in the traffic light system. But, it is a given. Up to 25 actually in a red area.

Stephen:

“Tender liaisons?” Or should that be “Tinder liaisons?’

In Kiwi-speak the word Tinder (the dating/hook-up site) just might sound like ‘tender’.

Scott:

This is what happens when you let children experiment with running a country.

hat-tip Scott of the Pacific