New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern is famous for ordering the people of New Zealand to “not talk to your neighbors” during the COVID pandemic. Ardern also bragged about creating two classes of people in the country, the vaccinated and unvaccinated.
This week the wicked New Zealand Prime Minister announced that the easing of the COVID-19 restrictions will allow for orgies of up to 25 people. …
Prime Minister Ardern confirmed that everything from dating to sex parties is back on the table. …
yeah, but did your PM go on national television to officially announce that *checks notes* orgies can resume? pic.twitter.com/cG4YyIvEZT
— Calliope Ryder (@callioperyder) December 10, 2021
Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern: I can confirm that tender liaisons have reopened. (giggling)
Reporter: Great news… for my friend
Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern: It’s not strictly embedded in the traffic light system. But, it is a given. Up to 25 actually in a red area.
“Tender liaisons?” Or should that be “Tinder liaisons?’
In Kiwi-speak the word Tinder (the dating/hook-up site) just might sound like ‘tender’.
This is what happens when you let children experiment with running a country.
hat-tip Scott of the Pacific