Jussie Smollett Claims He Can’t Be Tried Because Last Night While Walking Home He Was Murdered

Jussie Smollett Claims He Can’t Be Tried Because Last Night While Walking Home He Was Murdered. By the Babylon Bee.

In a bombshell statement during his court case today, Jussie Smollett declared he can no longer be tried as he was murdered by racists while walking home last night and is now dead. …

The defense team backed up Smollett’s statement. “Our client has clearly been murdered by racists, your honor, as he so eloquently stated today. We request that you drop this case, so that his spirit may rest in peace.” …

Jussie Smollett is survived by his friends, his family, and himself.

He died an honest man.