Rittenhouse, Sandmann Agree To Share Joint Custody Of CNN

Rittenhouse, Sandmann Agree To Share Joint Custody Of CNN. By the Babylon Bee.

With Rittenhouse found “not guilty”, media outlets across the country are preparing for costly defamation lawsuits after a year of calling him a white supremacist.

With CNN already half-owned by Nick Sandmann, the famous fake news organization will soon be giving the other half of its ownership over to Kyle Rittenhouse. The two have agreed to share joint custody.

They’d run CNN  a whole lot better than the current crew.