Good News For Dems: Biden And Harris Now Polling At 66% Approval If You Combine Their Numbers

Good News For Dems: Biden And Harris Now Polling At 66% Approval If You Combine Their Numbers. By the Babylon Bee.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats are thrilled after new polling data revealed Biden’s approval rating is 38% and Kamala Harris’s approval rating is 28%, which when combined, adds up to a combined approval rating of 66%.

“Biden and Harris are a great team,” said Psaki to reporters. “Especially when they come together to add up their approval ratings. 66%! Wow! That’s a really good number!” …

“We think it’s safe to say our country is in great hands,” said all the CNN anchors, whose combined ratings are almost as good as Tucker Carlson’s.