‘Rumors That The Taliban Have Taken Over Are Unfounded,’ Says Jen Psaki

‘Rumors That The Taliban Have Taken Over Are Unfounded,’ Says Jen Psaki. By the Babylon Bee.

“No, there is nothing to worry about, Alhamdulillah, Allah be praised,” said Psaki. “The Taliban poses no danger to the U.S. and they definitely have not advanced as far as Washington, D.C. Everything is fine here.” …

In other news, D.C. has confirmed that call to prayer will be at 3pm this afternoon and that everyone needs to be on time.