New Evidence Indicates Critical Race Theory Escaped From A Lab In A College Humanities Department

New Evidence Indicates Critical Race Theory Escaped From A Lab In A College Humanities Department. By the Babylon Bee.

“While many believed the deadly CRT virus arose naturally out of centuries of systemic oppression, it now appears to have been manmade,” said Dr. Xander Willow of Hillsdale College. “It looks like some good-for-nothing liberal arts majors were messing around with some old law textbooks and experimenting with applying critical race theory to all of life. As we can see, their gain-of-racism research had terrible results.”

While researchers could not trace the virus all the way back to patient zero, scientific evidence indicates the first carrier of CRT was “almost certainly a white woman with purple hair who screamed a lot.”

hat-tip Nick