Doctors No Longer Recommending Antidepressants For White Males Since They’re Supposed To Feel Bad

Doctors No Longer Recommending Antidepressants For White Males Since They’re Supposed To Feel Bad. By the Babylon Bee.

“For too long, disgusting white males have come to us for relief from their guilt, shame, and clinical depression,” said Dr. Xander Kibblestein, a board member in the [American Psychiatric Association]. “How are they supposed to embrace their white guilt if we keep giving them drugs to feel happier? That’s why we’ve decided to reserve our antidepressants for members of BIPOC communities.”

According to sources, the APA will instead recommend alternate treatments, like posting TikTok videos about how terrible you are, drinking alcohol, or sitting alone in a dark room listening to sad songs on the radio.

All in the name of equity.

hat-tip Stephen Neil