Dems Shocked, Disappointed To Learn The New Israeli Prime Minister Will Still Be A Jew

Dems Shocked, Disappointed To Learn The New Israeli Prime Minister Will Still Be A Jew. By the Babylon Bee.

“Another Jew? I mean, are you kidding me?” said Ilhan Omar. “That has to be like, eight Jews in a row now as prime minister. Israel really can’t find one Hamas guy, or one ISIS guy out there that can do the job? And people want to try to tell us they haven’t established an apartheid state. Ridiculous.”

Although still head of the most popular party in Israel, Prime Minister Netanyahu has become something of an international pariah for continuing to insist that his country ought to exist. His twelve years as prime minister have been marred by several refusals to have all the Jewish people lay down their weapons and die. …

“Heard it’s another Jew,” sighed Rashida Tlaib. “I can’t say I’m surprised. My entire life, Israel has just gone from one Jew to the next. Israel is one of those free, capitalist countries, so you have to expect that kind of bigotry.”

hat-tip Stephen Neil