DeSantis Decides To Allow Biological Men To Compete In Women’s Sports As Long As They Wear High Heels

DeSantis Decides To Allow Biological Men To Compete In Women’s Sports As Long As They Wear High Heels. By the Babylon Bee.

After receiving some pushback from trans activists on his bill to ban biologically male athletes from women’s sports, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has relented and decided to allow males to compete with women, as long as they also wear women’s high heels when doing so. …

The bill has passed and millions of Floridians are already purchasing tickets to watch biological men try to run in high-heels.

hat-tip Stephen Neil