Superbowl: Conservatives Sit Down For A Relaxing Evening Of Being Insulted By Every Major Corporation In America

Superbowl: Conservatives Sit Down For A Relaxing Evening Of Being Insulted By Every Major Corporation In America. By the Babylon Bee.

“I love football,” said local Christian conservative Brad Longaberger, “but I also love the humbling experience of sitting through hours of sermons from powerful corporations reminding me how rotten and terrible I am for not supporting progressive causes!”

According to sources, millions of Americans are looking forward to taking a much-needed break from scolding about masks, social justice, immigration, and toxic masculinity to be scolded about all of those things while watching a really fun football game.

Super Bowl Falls to Lowest TV Viewership in 15 Years.