Health Officials Quarantine Portland To Prevent Spread Of Communism

Health Officials Quarantine Portland To Prevent Spread Of Communism, by the Babylon Bee and Joanne Nova.

PORTLAND, OR—The CDC has announced a full quarantine of Portland to prevent the spread of a dangerous virus known as communism.

Although there is no known cure for communism, there are preventative measures that experts recommend, such as reading history books.

Australians send our best wishes to friends affected by the outbreak of Collectivist-20 Fever.