Leftists Fight Fascism By Marching Through Streets Forcing Everyone To Perform Their Special Salute

Leftists Fight Fascism By Marching Through Streets Forcing Everyone To Perform Their Special Salute, by the Babylon Bee.

Leftists announced a bold new tactic to eradicate fascism from the land today: marching in lockstep through the streets and accosting anyone who doesn’t chant their slogans and perform their special salute.

“We did it! We defeated fascism!” cried one elated protester after the mob accosted a woman in the street and screamed in her face for not performing their salute, in which their arms were raised at a 45-degree angle. “Great job, everyone! Free milkshakes for everyone!”