Report: Kamala Harris Already Vetting VP Picks

Report: Kamala Harris Already Vetting VP Picks. By the Babylon Bee.

Supporters of Kamala Harris have been eagerly awaiting an announcement on who her VP pick will be when she takes over as president approximately 5 minutes after Joe Biden is inaugurated. According to sources close to the campaign, she is already vetting possible candidates for the job.

Kamala Harris Humbled To Have Been Chosen Exclusively For Her Race, Gender. Also satire, from the same source.

According to sources in the Democrat Party, Harris has both the required number of chromosomes in her cells, and also the right amount of melanin in the epidermis that protects her internal organs. …

“As it turns out, I’ve been qualified to run for VP since birth!” …

Kamala Harris has a reputation for indiscriminately rounding up people and throwing them in jail for some reason. America’s minority population have reported looking forward to seeing what it might be like to be prosecuted and imprisoned by a woman of color.