Cities Protecting Statues By Disguising Them As Karl Marx

Cities Protecting Statues By Disguising Them As Karl Marx. By the Babylon Bee.

“As soon as enraged rioters see the statue isn’t of a dangerous, murderous madman whose ideas killed hundreds of millions but is just of Karl Marx, they move on,” said one city council member in Illinois as he put a Karl Marx wig and beard on a statue of Abraham Lincoln. “Well, first, they bow respectfully to their hero and then move on.”