Bibles Pulled From Shelves For Outdated Idea That All Humans Are Of One Race And Made In The Image Of God. By the Babylon Bee.

“We’re trying to stoke racial tensions, and the Bible is extremely unhelpful at a time like this,” said one activist. “Pulling the book will go a long way toward progressing the race war. If everyone believed what the Bible said, we’d have no racial divisions to exploit. Can you imagine all the peace and harmony that would break out? We can’t have that — our careers depend on it.”

hat-tip Stephen Neil