Latest headlines from The People’s Cube

Latest headlines from The People’s Cube.

With America in lockdown, China offers to host Democrat primary

Bernie Sanders tests negative for President

New York Governor Cuomo shuts down all ‘non-essential’ business, surprised to find himself out of a job

Biden commits to picking a woman as running mate as long as she passes his sniff test

Joe Biden’s coronavirus prevention tips: always rub hand sanitizer on young girls before sniffing and fondling them

Russian lawmakers warned that the American Democrats are meddling to re-elect Putin

Democrats now worried they might even lose the illegal alien vote

Liz Warren harshly critical of Biden’s suggestion to coal miners that they should learn to code, offers to have them trained as romance novelists instead

Pelosi: “First we have to impeach Donald Trump before we can find out why we impeached him.”

Iran answers to new Reagan statue in Berlin by erecting Obama statue at Tehran airport where he delivered pallets of cash

California accepts award for most progressive environmental policies; further progressive developments to be announced as blackouts permit

BREAKING: Romney DNA test reveals he is 1/1024th Republican

Latest UN climate report shows this month so far has seen the scariest climate pronouncements on record

Climate science: there’s no need for climate protests in China because China is already communist

Islamic clerics split on whether Reps. Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib should be traveling around the world without an accompanying male relative

Dem candidates call for the Beatles’ song ‘Get Back’ and the ‘White Album’ to be banned; surviving two white guys of the group must pay reparations

NYT: moon landing was one small step for Man, one giant leap for White Male Supremacy

Trump politicizes the 4th of July, declares it henceforth to be called the 45th of July, or July the Trumpth

Bernie Sanders admits to being a millionaire, promises to eat himself if nominated

AOC: aborting babies helps preserve the planet for the next generation

Hollywood to America: If you’ve got a flag on the Moon, you didn’t plant that; some other country made that happen