Medical Experts Confirm Democrats Have Developed Herd Immunity To Sexual Assault Allegations

Medical Experts Confirm Democrats Have Developed Herd Immunity To Sexual Assault Allegations. By the Babylon Bee.

After getting accused of sexual assault thousands and thousands of times for so many years, the Democrats developed some kind of antibodies against the allegations. Researchers are taking blood samples to isolate the antibodies to see if a vaccine can be developed for other groups.

“It’s amazing — the entire Democrat demographic is entirely immune,” said one researcher as he took blood samples from Joe Biden. “After conspiring with the media to squash any accusations that pop up, it seems, over time, Democrats have been able to develop a kind of herd immunity to any allegations.”

Biden has been an important case study for medical experts’ work, as he can publicly sniff people’s hair and inappropriately touch many people on camera and still be entirely protected from any accusation whatsoever. His DNA is being studied for a possible breakthrough for other politicians.

The media are still refusing to go near the Tara Reade story (she alleges Biden raped her in 1993). #MeToo so quickly became a politically-biased joke — who can take them seriously now?

hat-tip Stephen Neil

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