In Genius Move, Trump Supports Impeachment, Forcing Democrats To Oppose, by the Babylon Bee.
The impeachment hearings have been thrown into chaos after President Trump announced that he supports impeachment, forcing Democrats to oppose their own impeachment inquiry.
“Impeachment? I’m for it. Great idea. Best idea, maybe ever,” he said, adding that he’s “getting kinda sick of all this winning anyway.”
“Sure, why not. Impeach me. I love it. Whatever. Now I’m gonna go watch Joker again. Great film. What’s that guy’s name? Phoenix something. Bob Phoenix, that’s it. Tremendous actor—absolutely perfect.”
Democrats quickly condemned his statements. Pelosi said, “It’s clear that Trump wants to be impeached because he’s not good at being president. Well, we’re going to show him a thing or two by forcing him to stay in the White House and finish out his term.”