Trudeau Apologizes for Airliner Full of Canadians That Hit Innocent Iranian Missile

Trudeau Apologizes for Airliner Full of Canadians That Hit Innocent Iranian Missile, by Veishnoriets.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has issued an apology after a plane full of Canadians struck an Iranian missile near Tehran last week. The collision resulted in the destruction of an extremely expensive Iranian anti-aircraft missile, and also the deaths of 57 Canadians.

Trudeau, the famously considerate leader of the most polite country on earth, said in a written statement that “it is completely unlike Canadians to run straight into someone that they see crossing airspace. In Canada, Mounties frequently have to intervene at intersections to help people who block traffic by letting everyone else drive ahead first. We Canadians let the entire world down when we didn’t move out of the way for the missile, which was innocently trying to protect Iran from American aggression. For this, we are sorry.” …

“Next time, we will do our best to get out of the way faster,” Trudeau’s office added.

(Satire.)