San Francisco Dogs Begin Bagging People Poop, by the Babylon Bee.
The dogs of San Francisco have announced a citywide cleanup initiative, in which the canines will carry little plastic bags with them wherever they go in order to clean up the massive dumps humans keep leaving on the sidewalk.
The initiative is expected to freshen up the city significantly, ridding the sidewalk of millions of pounds of human waste. …
The dogs have begun putting signs up around the city reading things like, “Please Pick Up After Your Owner” and “If Your Human Poops, You Scoop.”
Where California leads, the US then the world follows.