US NBA Now Requiring All Players To Stand For Chinese National Anthem, by the Babylon Bee.
In an effort to salvage its relationship with China, the NBA is now requiring all players to stand for the Chinese national anthem at the beginning of every game.
The official song of the People’s Republic of China, “March of the Volunteers,” will be played at the start of all professional basketball games, whether at home or abroad. All players, fans, coaches, and employees will be required to stand and solemnly sing [the] lyrics …
Anyone who doesn’t comply will be shot, a beloved Chinese custom that should further smooth things over with the authoritarian regime.
What’s Chinese for “comrade”?
The latest in anti-patriotism by the wokest sport in the US. Dissing your fellow countrymen who you despise is ok, but not the China Communist Government.