Trump: ‘If You Impeach Me Now, I Shall Become More Powerful Than You Can Possibly Imagine’

Trump: ‘If You Impeach Me Now, I Shall Become More Powerful Than You Can Possibly Imagine’. By the Babylon Bee.

Trump is a good sport and wanted to warn the Democrats about what they’re going to do: “If you impeach me now, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine,” he said in an open address to his political foes. “Seriously, I will have huge power, believe me. Maybe the most power of anyone ever.”

When pressed for what would happen, Trump admitted that he would probably be impeached and die but they wouldn’t find a body: only a folded-up suit and his orange toupee. Then, he would appear to his replacement, Mike Pence, in visions and whisper advice.