Our Lilliputian Overlords

Our Lilliputian Overlords, by Goodbye America.

Mark Zuckerboost, ladies and gentlemen. …

Alabaster Clay writes, “…Days later, all evidence of his booster seat will be mysteriously erased from internet memory.”

I did an image search and there were vanishingly few results of [Zuckerberg] on his toddler chair. The technogarchs certainly do look out for each other. Hmm.

Commenter Jim:

I dislike him and everything he stands for just as much as the next guy, but I read somewhere that he used the booster to counter the purposefully low chair. If you look at the chair legs from pictures taken at different angles you can see that the short legs are used to make the seated uncomfortable and much lower than those questioning them.