Finally, a good Trump joke.
President Trump is walking out of the White House heading toward his limo, when a would-be assassin steps forward and aims a gun at him. Immediately, a secret service agent, new on the job, shouts, “Mickey Mouse!”
This startles the gunman, upsetting his concentration,
and he is captured.
Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks,
“What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”
Nervously, the agent replies, “I got flustered. I meant to shout “Donald…. duck!””
hat-tip Stephen Harper