Want To End Sexual Harassment? AG Hopeful Says ‘Elect Candidate Who Doesn’t Have A Penis’, by CBS.

One candidate’s idea to eliminate sexual harassment in the workplace would be to elect women only.

“Who can you trust most not to show you their penis in a professional setting? That would be the candidate who doesn’t have one,” said Dana Nessel, who is hoping to be nominated as the Democratic candidate for Michigan’s Attorney General.

Fed up with allegations of sexual harassment in the workplace, Nessel noted that most of the perpetrators are men, saying sex scandals rarely ever involve women.

On the other hand, most people prefer a male boss to a female boss — though that looks like it is about to change (survey conducted Nov. 2-8, about a month after multiple women accused Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein of sexual harassment):