Dog Talks Support For Donald Trump On ‘SNL’

Dog Talks Support For Donald Trump On ‘SNL’, by Michael Lewittes.

Scarlett Johansson’s dog Max’s thoughts were translated into speech in an experiment on “SNL,” and shockingly the pooch voiced some very strong views in favor of Donald Trump. The premise of the sketch was that three researchers were presenting their work, which used brain interfacing to scan the minds of household pets, and much to their surprise, the dog Max was a huge Trump supporter. …

The skit began with Johansson and two other scientists boasting that their new contraption could read their minds of pets. Johansson first asked the dog, who was wearing a translating device on his head, “What do you like?” The pooch responded, “I like park, and leash and I like Trump… He’s my man!” When Johansson said there must be a glitch, the dog said, “No glitch. He carried the electoral college fair and square.”

Another researcher then jumped in and said, “You don’t like Trump,” to which the dog countered, “The Dow was up 2,700 points since he was elected. What’s not to like?” When Johansson pleaded, “You’re supposed to be my best friend,” the pug retorted, “And as your friend, I don’t want to see your tax dollars going to healthcare for illegals.” An exasperated Johansson yelled, “Trump is a racist,” to which the dog shot back, “What do you know about black people? You never brought one into our house once.”

Then Johansson asked, “What about his record on women’s rights,” adding, “Don’t you want me to have a choice over my own body?” “You didn’t afford me the choice when you cut off my balls,” replied the dog. Suffice to say, the funders of the project told the researchers to do more work.

This video won’t play in Australia, but go here and play the second of the two videos. Funny.

hat-tip Scott of the Pacific