President Trump’s First 100 Days, by Ann Coulter.
Well, that was the easy part. All Trump had to do was vanquish people too stupid to pick up the thousand-dollar bill lying on the sidewalk — smug, smirking, out-of-touch establishment drones.
Now comes the part Americans have desperately hoped for, but almost never seen: A politician keeping his promises to the American people. …
Hey, anybody else remember “Read My Lips”? That was from the family too pristine to sully themselves by voting for Trump. …
To help Mr. Trump keep his promises, I’ve compiled a detailed schedule for his first 100 days in office. Please note that each day is meticulously planned:
Day 1: Start building the wall.
Day 2: Continue building the wall.
Day 99: Continue building the wall.
Day 100: Report to American people about progress of wall. Keep building the wall.
Good luck, President Donald Trump!