President Trump’s First 100 Days

President Trump’s First 100 Days, by Ann Coulter.

Well, that was the easy part. All Trump had to do was vanquish people too stupid to pick up the thousand-dollar bill lying on the sidewalk — smug, smirking, out-of-touch establishment drones.

Now comes the part Americans have desperately hoped for, but almost never seen: A politician keeping his promises to the American people. …

Hey, anybody else remember “Read My Lips”? That was from the family too pristine to sully themselves by voting for Trump. …

To help Mr. Trump keep his promises, I’ve compiled a detailed schedule for his first 100 days in office. Please note that each day is meticulously planned:

Day 1: Start building the wall.

Day 2: Continue building the wall.

Day 99: Continue building the wall.

Day 100: Report to American people about progress of wall. Keep building the wall.

Good luck, President Donald Trump!