World recoils in shock and horror as Britain votes to become British again, by Takimag. The two best sentences yet on the Brexit result:

Because English voters are small-minded, xenophobic, Islamophobic, pasty-skinned, elderly cretins stubbornly clawing onto the wrong side of history, they ignored the dictates of their betters and voted to leave the European Union on Thursday.

On Friday morning, progressives soiled their diapers across the planet at the thought that anyone would be so hateful and uninformed as to think that a monstrous and largely undemocratic financial/political organization that is flooding one’s nation with hostile rapist outsiders and sadistically taunting indigenous Britons about their demographic extinction might not have the natives’ best interests in mind.