King Of Saudi Arabia Really Getting A Kick Out Of Apple Lecturing North Carolina, by the Babylon Bee.
RIYADH, KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA—Chuckling heartily while gesturing toward the news story displayed on one of his hundreds of Mac computers, King Salman of Saudi Arabia reported to his security detail Friday that he is really getting a kick out of Apple, Inc. lecturing the State of North Carolina for enacting a law requiring people to use the public restroom corresponding to their biological gender.
“Look at this—this Tim Cook fellow is publicly chastising the governor of North Carolina, sending him threatening letters, ordering him to repeal this bathroom law,” he chortled to several nearby bodyguards. “Just two years ago this same man was begging us for clearance to operate here in our blessed kingdom, where being a homosexual is punishable by death, as it is the will of Allah.”
“Honestly, does he not know we publicly execute gay people?” he added.
Ok it’s a humor site, but we thought it amusing.