Looking Back On How Donald Trump Beat Hillary Clinton, by Kurt Schlicter. Well this isn’t news so much as a prediction … “looking back 25 years ago to the election of 2016.” Read it all. Some Trumpisms to look forward to:
Every pinko, commie, and socialist freak with a cause and a Soros subsidy descended upon Cleveland, and the ensuing chaos was supposed to show that Donald Trump brought violence and disorder in his wake. The Democrat lovefest to follow was supposed to provide a stark contrast, with Hillary bringing peace and blessed calm. …
The Democrats tried to intimidate [Trump, at the Cleveland Republican convention, but] he scoffed: “Those losers outside, with their Mexican flags and their signs, their very stupid signs, those are Hillary’s people. They’re her voters!” Trump yelled. “The wall, it’s now 30 feet tall! And believe me, those bums outside, they’re going to help Mexico pay for it! Sad!” …
Trump’s rallies likewise drew leftist thugs, whose violent antics the networks had to cover along with Trump’s stock response: “They sure hate us, those Hillary voters out there. Think of what happens if they get in charge. It’ll be a crime to fly an American flag anymore! Sad!” …
Hillary tried to compete using free media, but her condescending, bitter demeanor made her a ratings albatross. And Trump bored right in: “No one’s watching her. Really, look at her. She’s like a first wife. Nag, nag, nag. No, seriously, I love my first wife, and my second, but really, no one wants to hear Hillary’s complaining. Can you imagine four years of this, of her in the White House nagging us for four years? Naggin’ Hillary! And Crooked Hillary! Naggin’, crooked Hillary! Sad!” …
Hillary finally agreed to a debate, and it was a disaster. She was prim, prepared, and utterly stiff while Trump was loose, limber, and lacerating. She called him sexist, and he went for the throat: “I love women, not like your husband did, which was very shameful and which you tolerated. And a lot of young people who weren’t around then don’t know about how you covered up when Bill behaved very badly to women but when they learn about it it’s going to be very bad for you because you were very bad to the women. And everyone knows if you weren’t a woman you wouldn’t even be here. Sad!” …
The two October ISIS attacks on American shopping malls in Pittsburg and Alexandria pushed Trump ahead 48-43, especially after it was revealed that the machine guns that had killed 25 U.S. citizens had been smuggled in from Tijuana. This undercut Hillary’s immediate pivot to gun control… and again Trump was at her: “Hillary, who still won’t say the words ‘Islamic terrorism,’ wants to take away your guns and leave you defenseless when these guns come from Mexico. That’s crazy! She won’t build a wall to protect you, and she won’t let you protect yourselves. But she has many, many guards with guns, you know. Instead of registering our guns, how about we register Muslims? Sad!”
UPDATE: Conservative Pundit Parody Account. Funny.
